I don’t really understand it.
Ralph: I really could talk about a moment of liberation to do with my costume because it was an irritating costume to wear. It was too long and sometimes I would trip over it. And underneath, I started off wearing tights. And the gusset of the tights kept dropping down between my thighs. And this made it very difficult to walk with any kind of dignity.
So eventually I said to my dresser, a lovely young man called Neil, and said “you got to have to cut these tights and I get to have garters at the top”. So I enjoyed them, having these garter belt on each leg.
And sometimes when the stunt team are getting too macho, I would tease them with my inner thigh.
People will never think of Voldemort in the same way
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I mean, Alec Guinness hated that everyone knew him as Obi Wan.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Part I (dir. David Yates, 2010)
It isn’t perfect. But damn it’s close.
Interviewer: “But I did bring my Harry Potter wand” (points at them)
Tom: “Woah easy!”
Jason: “Don’t point that thing at us!”

I know I’ve posted this before, but, well, with the seventh movie due this week, I can only hope this story is a part of it.
I will miss the train ride in, and the pranks pulled by the twins. And though it’s no where I have been, I’ll keep on smiling from the times I had with them.
“End of an Era” by Oliver Boyd and the Remberalls
Don’t Stop Believin’ by Journey, Harry Potter style.
(I don’t even know why I made this… I blame lack of sleep).

Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher… me. Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five times winner of Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award. But I don’t talk about that; I didn’t get rid of the Banden Banshee by smiling at him.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (dir. Chris Columbus, 2002)
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Ralph: I really could talk about a moment of liberation to do with my costume because it was an irritating costume to wear. It was too long and sometimes I would trip over it. And underneath, I started off wearing tights. And the gusset of the tights kept dropping down between my thighs. And this made it very difficult to walk with any kind of dignity.
So eventually I said to my dresser, a lovely young man called Neil, and said “you got to have to cut these tights and I get to have garters at the top”. So I enjoyed them, having these garter belt on each leg.
And sometimes when the stunt team are getting too macho, I would tease them with my inner thigh.
People will never think of Voldemort in the same way
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